女性笑话|Mirror, Mirror

Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the ladies room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie... Poof. They are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
Sooooo, a redhead of questionable^{1 looks walks into the ladies room, stands before the mirror and says, I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world. Poof. The mirror swallows her.
Next, a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, I think I'm the sexiest woman alive. Poof. The mirror swallows her.
Then, an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes in and stands before the mirror and says, I think... Poof.}