双语笑话|耶稣的电视机

Jesuss Telly

A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. Eventually the artistic^{1 masterpiece was displayed for parental2 approval. The manager, the shepherds, Jesus and Holy Family wore duly admired.
But whats that in the corner? asked Mother.
Oh, thats their telly, replied the tot.
圣诞时孩子要了纸和蜡笔，想画一张耶稣诞生像。最后这件艺术品被陈列出来供爸爸妈妈鉴赏。
他们对耶稣诞生后睡的马槽，牧羊人，耶稣及其家庭都逐一表示赞赏。
可是那个角落里是什么？母亲问。
噢，那是他们的电视机，孩子回答说。}